operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Randomize
