OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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