I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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