I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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