U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
being pregnant is like rehab
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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