I don't think brook has ever known best
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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