worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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