my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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