You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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