You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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