I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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BRING THE BAGELS
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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