so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize
