Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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