Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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