u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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