Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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