Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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