omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Randomize
