Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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