JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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