so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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