Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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