just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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