I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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