when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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