Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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