Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
