White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
When are your genitals available?
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