On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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