sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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