I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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