Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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