Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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