I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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