I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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