NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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