My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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