On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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