I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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