At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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