If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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