Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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