He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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