One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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