i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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