I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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