think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Can Purell be used as lube?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
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he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
there is glitter all over my balls
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