my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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