let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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