Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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