honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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