Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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