You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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