i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
