So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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