Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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