I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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