Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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