a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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