how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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