Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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