i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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